42 Great Facts..Read it Very intresting....

1. MOPED is the short term for 'Motorized Pedaling'.       2. POP MUSIC is 'Popular Music' shortened.       3. BUS is the short term for 'Omnibus' that means everybody.       4. FORTNIGHT comes from 'Fourteen Nights' (Two Weeks).       5.  DRAWING ROOM was actually a 'withdrawing room' where people withdrew after dinner. Later the prefix 'with' was dropped.       6. NEWS refers to information from four directions North, East, West and South.       7. AG-MARK, which some products bear, stems from 'Agricultural Marketing'.       8. JOURNAL is a diary that tells about 'Journey for a day' during each day's business.       9. QUEUE comes from 'Queen's Quest'. Long back a long row of people as waiting to see the Queen. Someone made the comment Queen's Quest.       10. TIPS come from 'To Insure Prompt Service'. In olden days to get prompt service from servants in an inn, travelers used to drop coins in a box on which was written 'To Insure Prompt Service'. This gave rise to the custom of Tips.       11. JEEP is a vehicle with unique gear system. It was invented during World War II(1939-1945). It was named 'General Purpose Vehicle (GP)'. GP was changed into JEEP later.       12. Coca-Cola was originally green.       13. The most common name in the world is Mohammed.       14. The name of all the continents end with the same letter that they start with   except NA & SA     .       15. The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.       16. TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using  the letters only on one row of the keyboard.       17. Women blink nearly twice as much as men.       18. You can't kill yourself by holding your breath.       19. It is impossible to lick your elbow.       20. People say "Bless you" when you sneeze because when you sneeze, your heart stops for a millisecond.       21. It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky.       22. The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the toughest tongue twister in the English language.       23. Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king from the history:   Spades - King David   Clubs - Alexander the Great   Hearts - Charlemagne   Diamonds - Julius Caesar       24. Horse statue in a park: - If a statue of a person in the park on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle.   - If the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died as a result of wounds received in a battle.   - If the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.       25. What do bullet proof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers and laser printers all have in common? Ans. All invented by women.       26. A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.       27. A snail can sleep for three years.       28. All polar bears are left handed.       29. Butterflies taste with their feet.       30. Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.       31. In the last 4000 years, no new animals have been domesticated.       32. On average, people fear spiders more than they do death.       33. Shakespeare invented the word 'assassination' and 'bump'.       34. Stewardesses is the longest word typed with only the left hand.       35. The ant always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.       36. The electric chair was invented by a dentist.       37. The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.       38. Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over million descendants.       39. Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times.       40. If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib. If you try to suppress a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck and die.       41. The cigarette lighter was invented before the matchbox.       42. Most lipstick contains fish scales.

 

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How to ask your Boss for a salary increase???-Hillarious

• How to ask your Boss for a salary increase?

• One day an employee sends a letter to Her boss asking for an increase in her salary!!!

• Dear Bo$$

• In thi$life, we all need$ome thing mo$t de$perately.

• I think you $hould be under $tanding of the need $of u $worker $who have given $o much $upport including $weat and$ervice to your company.

• I am$ure you will gue $$what I mean and re $pond $oon.

Your$$incerely, Je$$y

• The next day, the employee received this letter of reply :

• Dear Jessy

• I kNOw you have been working very hard.NOwadays,NOthing much has changed. You must haveNOticed that our company isNOt doingNOticeably well as yet .

• NOw the newspaper are saying the world's leading ecoNOmists are NOt sure if the United States may go into aNOther recession. After the NOvember presidential elections things may turn bad .

• I haveNOthing more to add NOw. You kNOw what I mean

Thanks,

Sardar ji tussi gr8 ho

GREAT SARDARS !! Interviewer: what is your birth date? Sardar: 13th October Which year? Sardar: Oye ullu ke pathe _ _ _ EVERY YEAR Manager asked sardar at an interview. Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it? Sardar replyed: -P-O-S-T-B-O-X. After returning back from a foreign trip, sardar asked his wife, Do I look like a foreigner? Wife: No! Why? Sardar: In London a lady asked me Are you a foreigner? One tourist from U.S.A. asked Sardar: Any great man born in this village??? Sardar: no sir, only small Babies!!! Lecturer: write a note on Gandhi Jayanthi So Sardar writes, "Gandi was a great man, but I don't know who is Jayanthi. When sardar was traveling with his wife in an auto, the driver adjusted the mirror. Sardar shouted, "You are trying to see my wife? Sit behind. I will drive. Interviewer: just imagine you are on the3rd floor, it caught fire and how will you escape? Sardar: its simple. I will stop my imagination!!! Sardar: My mobile bill how much? Call centre girl: sir, just dial 123to know current bill status Sardar: Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL. Sardar: I think that girl is deaf.. Friend: How do u know? Sardar: I told I Love her, but she said her chappals are new Friend: I got a brand new Ford IKON for my wife! Sardar: Wow!!! That's an unbelievable exchange offer!!! Teacher: Which is the oldest animal in world? Sardar: ZEBRA Teacher: How? Sardar: Bcoz it is Black & White Sardar attending an interview in Software Company. Manager: Do U know MS Office? Sardar: If U give me the address I will go there sir. Sardar in airplane going 2 Bombay .. While its landing he shouted: " Bombay .. Bombay " Air hostess said: "B silent." Sardar: "Ok.. Ombay. Ombay" Teacher: "What is common between JESUS, KRISHNA , RAM, GANDHI and BUDHA?" Sardar: "All are born on government holidays...!!! Sir: What is difference between Orange and Apple? Sardar: Color of Orange is orange, but color of Apple is not APPLE

 

 

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MISTAKES! New

Mistakes and Mistakes


If a barber makes a mistake,
 
It's a New Style
 
If a driver makes a mistake,
 
It is a New Path
 
If an engineer makes a mistake,
 
It is a New Venture
 
If parents makes a mistake,
 
It is a New Generation
 
If a politician makes a mistake,
 
It is a  NEW LAW
 
If a scientist makes a mistake,
 
It is a New invention
 
If a tailor makes a mistake,
 
It is a New Fashion
 
If a teacher makes a mistake,
 
It is a New Theory
 
If our boss makes a mistake,
It is a New idea
 
If an employee makes a mistake,
It is a
  Mistake Only!
  

HOW SMART IS YOUR RIGHT FOOT?!!

• This is hysterical. You have to try this. It is absolutely true..

• I guess there are some things that the brain cannot handle.

• HOW SMART IS YOUR RIGHT FOOT?

• You have to try this please, it takes 2 seconds.

• I could not believe this!

It is from an orthopaedic surgeon..... ........ This will confuse your mind and you will keep trying over And over again to see if you can outsmart your foot, but, you can't. It is pre-programmed in your brain!

1. While sitting at your desk in front of your computer, lift your right foot off the floor and makeclockwise circles.

2. Now, while doing this, draw the number '6' in the air with your right hand. Your foot will change direction.

• I told you so! And there's nothing you can do about it!

You and I both know how stupid it is, but before the day is done you are going to try it again, if you've not already done so.

• Send it to your friends to frustrate them too.

How a BOY and GIRL withdraws cash from ATM.

• How a BOY withdraws cash from ATM.

• 1. Park the car
• 2. Go to ATM Machine
• 3. Insert card
• 4. Enter PIN
• 5. Take money out
• 6. Take ATM Card out
• 7. Drive away

• How a GIRL withdraws cash from ATM

• 1. Park the car
• 2. Check makeup
• 3. Turn off engine
• 4. Check makeup
• 5. Go to ATM
• 6. Hunt for ATM card in the purse
• 7. Insert card
• 8. Hit Cancel
• 9. Hunt in purse for chit with PIN written on it
• 10. Insert card
• 11. Enter PIN
• 12. Take cash
• 13. Go to car
• 14. Check makeup
• 15. Start car
• 16. Stop car
• 17. Run back to ATM
• 18. Take ATM card
• 19. Back to car
• 20. Check makeup
• 21. Start car
• 22. Check makeup
• 23. Drive for 1/2 mile
• 24. Release handbrake
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"Mera Bharat Mahaan"

We live in a nation Where Pizza reaches home faster than Ambulance & police, Where you get car loan @ 5% and education loan @ 12%, Where rice is Rs 40/- per kg but sim card is free, Where a millionaire can buy a cricket team instead of donating the money to any charity, Where the footwear, we wear, are sold in AC showrooms, but vegetables, that we eat, are sold on the footpath, Where everybody wants to be famous but nobody wants to follow the path to be famous, Where we make lemon juices with artificial flavours and dish wash liquids with real lemon. Where people are standing at tea stalls reading an article about child labor from a newspaper and say, "yaar bachhonse kaam karvane wale ko to phansi par chadha dena chahiye" and then they shout "Oye chhotu 2 chaii laao....."

Pearls of wisdom

Five pearls of Wisdom to Remember -   > 1- Money can't buy happiness, but somehow, it's more comfortable to cry in a BMW than on a bicycle > > 2- Forgive your enemies, but remember their names > > 3- Help a man when he is in trouble, and he will remember you when he is in trouble again > > 4- Many people are alive only bcoz its illegal to shoot them > > 5- Alcohol doesn't solve any problem, but neither does milk.

Trusting a Engineer... :)

There was a good old barber in Gurgaon . One day a florist goes to him for a haircut. After the cut, he goes to pay the barber and the barber replies: I am sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I am doing a Community Service. Florist is happy and leaves the shop. The next morning when the Barber goes to open his shop, there is a "Thank You" Card and a dozen roses waiting at his door. A Confectioner goes for a haircut and he also goes to pay the barber he again refuses to take the money. The Confectioner is happy and leaves the shop. The next morning when the Barber goes to open his shop, there is another "Thank you" Card and a dozen Cakes waiting at his door. A  Engineer goes for a haircut and he also goes to pay the Barber again refuses the money saying that it was a community Service. The next morning when the Barber goes to open his shop, guess what he finds there...... Scroll down for answer... . . . . . . .. .. . . ... .. (Believe me it's worth it!!!!!!!!!! ) .. .. .. .. .. .. ... .. . .. .. A Dozen  engineers waiting for a free haircut... with Printouts of Forwarded mail mentioning about free haircut...!!

 

COMPANY POLICIES

• Company Policies

• To All Employees,

• The following company policies are effective immediately

• HOLIDAYS:-

• Each employee is entitled to 104 holidays. These will be called Saturday and Sunday.

• SICK DAYS:-

• A doctor’s sick note will no longer be accepted as proof of sickness. If you are able to get to the doctor, you are able to come into work.

• SURGERY:-

• Operations are banned. As long as you are employed here, you need all your organs. Do not consider having anything removed. We hired you intact. To have something removed constitutes a breach of employment.

• BEREAVEMENT LEAVE:-

• This is no excuse for missing work. There is nothing you can do for dead relatives and friends. Every effort should be made to have non-employees attend to the arrangements. In rare cases where employee involvement is necessary, the funeral should be scheduled for the late afternoon. We will be glad to allow you to work through your lunch hour and subsequently leave one hour early, provided your day's tasks are completed.

• ABSENCE DUE TO YOUR OWN DEATH:-

• This will be accepted as a reasonable excuse for absence. However, we require two weeks notice as you are expected to train your replacement.

• TOILET USE (Very important):-

• Too much core working time is being spent in the toilets. We will now follow the practice of going in alphabetical order. For example: Employees whose names begin with ‘A’ will go from 8:00 to 8:20; employees whose names begin with ‘B’ will go from 8:20 to 8:40 and so on. Should you be unable to go at your allotted time, it will be necessary to wait until the next day when your turn comes again. In extreme emergencies, employees may be able to swap their time with a co-worker. This must be approved in writing by both employees' supervisors.

• In addition, there is a strict 3-minute time limit in the toilets. At the end of 3 minutes, an alarm will sound, the toilet paper will retract, and the door will open.

• LUNCH BREAK:-

• Skinny people are entitled to one hour for lunch, since they need to eat more so they can look healthy. Normal size people get 30 minutes to maintain their average figure. Fat people get five minutes, since that's all the time required to drink a Slim-fast and take an appetite suppressing pill.

• DRESS CODE:-

• It is advised that you come to work dressed according to your salary. Should you wear fancy trainers or designer clothing, we will assume that you do not need a pay rise.

• Thank you for your loyalty to the company. Our purpose is to provide a positive employment experience. Therefore, all questions, comments, frustrations, irritations, aggravations, complaints, concerns, insinuations, allegations, accusations, contemplations, consternations or input should be directed elsewhere.

• Have a pleasant and productive day.

• The Management

• Have a nice time ahead.

Pics

How to type new Rupee symbol on keyboard

• WHATS NEW ?

• Glyph of the rupee symbol simplified Overlapping problem of horizontal lines while font size 10 fixed

• Auto installer for windows integrated

• HOW TO INSTALL ?

• Double click on the Rupee_Font_Installer.exe file

• It will automatically install the font in your computer system.

• HOW TO USE THE FONT ?

• Open your wordprocessing applications like MS Office or Open Office.

• Select "Rupee Foradian" from the drop down box of Fonts.

• Press the key just above the Tab button(left to 1) on your key board to get the rupee symbol.

• TIPS :If you cant findout the key on your keyboard, type "0096" (zero-zero-nine-six) while holding down "Alt" key of your keyboard.

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